APRIL FOOLS (IT'S SUNDAY) . . . . .

APRIL FOOLS (IT'S SUNDAY) . . . . .

(Off the net. No, we don't personally recommend them, so says our lawyers.)

- Fill the powdered creamer with baking soda to make the hot coffee foam and bubble up!
- Fill the sugar bowl with salt to make the coffee and cereal extra special.
- Switch the "MEN" and "WOMEN" signs on a pair of public bathrooms while they're occupied.
- Put cherry Kool-aid mix in the shower head. What a surprise first thing in the morning!
- Grab a bottle of lotion that everybody uses and put in some instant tanning lotion.
- Submit your friend's name to the newspaper's obituary column.
- Superglue a couple quarters to the ground on a busy sidewalk or parking lot.
- Butter all the doorknobs and toilet seats!
- Put some magnetic strips from those anti-theft devices in your victim's coat pocket.
- Tape the kitchen sprayer's trigger on and aim it forward. The next person to use the water will get soaked!
- Take large safety pins and pin your spouse's PJs to the sheets. Wait for him/her to "turn over."
- Take out the remote control batteries. Watch your spouse go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong with it.