Friday, March 30, 2007

Lies....nothing but Lies...

THE MOST COMMON LIES TOLD BY WOMEN . . . . . .

- We can still be friends.
- A sense of humor is much more attractive than how much money a man makes.
- I wouldn't change a thing about you.
- It doesn't bother me if you look at other women.
- I really don't want you to buy me anything for Valentine's day.
- Of course I forgive you!

THE MOST COMMON LIES TOLD BY MEN ......

- Are you crazy? Of course they don't make your butt look big.
- Nah, I only read it for the articles.
- I swear, none of those other girls meant anything.
- Of course I remembered our anniversary was tomorrow. I was just trying to keep my gift a surprise!
- No, I love your meatloaf, honey.
- I was paying attention to every word you said!

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